带翻译的英语谜语
问题：1.Whatgetslarger，themoreyoutakeaway？什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？2.Whatgoesonfourlegsinthemorning，ontwoatnoon，andonthreeintheevening？什么走路开始用四条腿，后来用两条腿，最后用三条腿？3.Whatdowegetifwecrossawoodpeckerwithahomingpigeon？把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起，会得到什么？4.Wheredoesafternooncomebeforemorningintheworld？世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到？答案：1.Ahole.洞2.People.Theycrawledwhentheywerebabiesandwalkedwithtwolegsbeforetheyhadtorelyonacrutchinoldage.是人，他们刚生下来的时候用四肢爬行，后来用双腿走路，老年时又不得不依靠拐杖走。3.Abirdthatknocksonthedoorwhendeliveringmessage旦弧测旧爻搅诧些超氓s.将得到一只送信时会敲门的鸟。4.Inthedictionary.在字典里。
征集英语笑话和谜语，最好带翻译。
A Girl Just Like Mother No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her． So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser： “Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her” “So，”asked the friend，“what happened？” “Nothing，”said the young man．“My father hates her！” 37．和母亲一样的女孩 无论带哪一个女孩回家，这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说： “找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。” 于是这位青年人不停地找啊找，终于找到了这么个女孩。他对他友好的忠告者说： “正像你说的那样，我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮，甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样，我母亲喜欢她。” “那后来呢？”朋友问。“没什么，”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她！” What Is a Traitor？ Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．” Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．” 36．什么叫叛徒？ 有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？” 父亲（一位老资格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。” 有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢？” 父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。” Stray Thoughts Of an Idler He who sleeps catches no fish，—but he who keeps awake catches crabs every moment of his life． All professions can yield a man enough to live on，—except professions of faith． When attending the performance of some modern operas，it has struck me that the conctor was only beating time because he could not beat the composer． If in the sight of the law all men are equal， Heaven save us from getting into its sight． When you want to get rid of a dog， you take off his collar；—when the king wants to get rid of a minister， he give shim the collar—of the Order of the Annunziata． The place where they ruin people's voices， and throw aside all the canons of art，is called the Conservatoire；and a hospital full of sick peopk is called a“house of health”（Casadi Salute）． Among the many motives which ince me to stay away from the theatre is the utter absence of all motive in modernoperas． How many old phrases are required to make a new electoral programme！ All musical notes may express cheerful ideas； it is only thenotes of creditors which arouse none but melancholy reflections． I entered the shop of a pork butcher at the moment when his son， aged eight， was returning from school． The poor boy was weeping bitterly． “The old story！”exclaimed his parent ；“I suppose you did not learn your lessons， and the master called you an ass， as you deserved！” “Yes！” replied the child， sobbing，“he did call me an ass，—and then—” “Well，—and then —what else？” “He said，‘well， after all， it is no wonder—like father，like son！’” “Did he，indeed？the animal！”exclaimed the porkbutcher．“And to think that perhaps he has not yet eaten the whole of those two sausages I sent him at Christmas！” 39．闲人遐思 “眠者不得鱼”——但醒者一生时时刻刻捕到的却是螃蟹。各种职业都可赖以为生——除了信仰的宣言。观看某些现代歌剧演出时，我忽然悟到，指挥之所以仅仅只是打拍子，是因为他打不着作曲者。上天保佑我们别进入法律的视界，即使在法律看来人人平等。你不想要某条狗了，就取下它的领圈——当国王想摆脱某大臣，就给他戴上领饰——圣母玛丽亚荣誉骑士团的领饰①。毁坏人们的噪音并抛弃一切艺术法规的地方叫作音乐学校（Conservatoire）；住满病人的医院则被称为“健康之屋”（Casa di Salute）。种种动机促使我躲开剧院，其中之一就是因为现代歌剧完全没有主题②。得用多少老词儿，才能编一套新的选举纲领！ 所有的音符都能表达欢乐的思想；唯独债权人的信函③唤起的全是忧愁的念头。我走进杀猪屠夫的铺子，他八岁的儿子正好放学回家。那可怜的孩子哭得好伤心。“准又是老事重演！”他父亲吼道，“我想一定是你没记住功课，老师骂你是蠢驴来着，你也就配挨骂！” “不错，”孩子回答，一边抽泣着，“他确实叫我蠢驴来着，—然后—” “然后——还有什么？” “他说，‘说来倒也不奇怪——有其父必有其子。’” “他真这么说了？那个畜生！”杀猪的大喊，“而且想想看，我过圣诞送他的整整两大根肉肠只怕还并没吃完呢！” A Useful Lesson In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young． Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday， Mr．Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time．They drank for half an hour， and then Mr．Thompson said to his son，“Now， Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson．You must always be careful not to drink too much． And how do you know when you've had enough？ Well， I'll tell you．Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar？ When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home．” “But， Dad，” said Tom，“I can only see one light at the end of the bar．”
英语谜语带翻译
1.What gets larger，the more you take away？什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？ 答案：Ahole.洞 2.What goes on four legs in the morning，on two at noon，and on three in the evening？什么走路开始用四条腿，后来用两条腿，最后用三条腿？ 答案：People.They crawled when they were babies and walked with two legs before they had to rely on a crutch in old age. 是人，他们刚生下来的时候用四肢爬行，后来用双腿走路，老年时又不得不依靠拐杖走。3.What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon？把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起，会得到什么？ 答案：A bird that knocks on the door when delivering messages.将得到一只送信时会敲门的鸟。4.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world？世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到？ 答案：In the dictionary.在字典里。5. What do you know about the kings of France 你对法国君主有什么了解？They are all dead. 答：他们都死了。6. What question can you never answer 'yes' to' 什么问题永远不能答“是”Are you asleep答：“你睡着了吗？”-------------------------------------1. What has four eyes but cannot see2. What do vampires do at midnight3. What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of end, and the end of every place4. What can you catch but cannot throw5. What is deaf and mb but always tells the truth6. What did one penny say to the other7. What has a tongue but cannot talk8. What has ears but cannot hear9. What has teeth but cannot eat10. What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself11. What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out12. What runs all around the ground but never moves13. What can go through water but never get wet14. What kind of leaves doesn’t fall in Autumn15. What kind of house weights least16. What kinds of keys are too large for your pocket17. Where do ghost like to swim18. Why did the ghost go to the astrologer19. Was Dracula ever married20. Why did the policeman arrest the ghost上述问题翻译：1 。什么有四个眼睛，但不能见？ 2 。怎么做的吸血鬼在午夜？ 3 。什么样的开始，永恒的，年底的时间和空间;年初结束，年底的每一个地方呢？ 4 。你如何能赶上，但不能丢？ 5 。什么是聋哑，但总是告诉真相？ 6 。什么一竹篙说，向其他？ 7 。有什么舌头，但不能谈？ 8 。什么耳朵，但不能听到？ 9 。什么牙，但不能吃？ 10 。什么是你们的，但所使用的其他多由您自己？ 11 。什么经过一个大门，但从来没有谈到在或熄灭？ 12 。什么运行所有周围的地面，但绝不会移动？ 13 。有什么可以去，通过水，却怎么也找不到湿？ 14 。什么样的叶片不属于在秋季？ 15 。什么样的房子，至少度量衡？ 16 。什么样的钥匙过大，为您的口袋？ 17 。哪里鬼想游泳吗？ 18 。为什么鬼到命理？ 19 。是伯爵以往任何时候都结婚？ 20 。为什么警察逮捕鬼？ 答案：1. Mississippi 2. Take a coffin break 3. The letter 'e' 4. A Cold 5. A mirror 6. Together we make more cents. 7. A shoe 8. Corn9. A comb10. Your name 11. A keyhole 12. A fence 13. Sunlight 14. The leaves of the book 15. The lighthouse 16. Donkeys, monkeys, and turkeys 17. In the death see 18. Because he wants to see his horoscope 19. No, he was a bat-chelor 20. Because the ghost did not have a hunting licence. 答案翻译：1 。密西西比州2 。采取抬棺材，打破3 。字母“ e ” 4 。一冷5 。一面镜子6 。我们同心合力，使更多美分。7 。1擦鞋8 。玉米9 。梳10 。您的姓名11 。一锁孔12 。围栏13 。阳光14 。叶的这本书15 。灯塔16 。驴，猴子，和火鸡17 。在死亡见18 。因为他想看到他的占星19 。没有，他是一位蝙蝠- chelor 20 。因为鬼没有一个狩猎许可证。参考：http://..com/question/138442607.html
